We the Undersigned agree that it is time to unite! Please sign this to help us, as Americans, watch S. Ann Soetoro physically push Obama out of her womb. Don't think we're crazy,
China, we as Americans know we can't go back in time. So a good high quality VHS or DVD made free to public will do just fine. This video should do these 5 things:
1. Get a good close up of the crowning head of this baby who will come to confound and intrigue us all in a way our therapists collectively wish we would move on from.
2. Show the contorted face of this woman covered in shiny, almost tangible sweat with a photo montage of her gradually enlarging pregnancy pictures fading in and out to contrast.
3. Run at least 45 minutes, with at least 40 minutes of actual birthing.
4. Pan out to an area where we can see a discernable coastline. In fact, pan out to satalite height to make sure it's Hawaii.
4.5. Is Hawaii even
in the United States?
5. Time lapse of Obama growing into the large, black man he is today.
This is all we will accept to prove that Obama is an American and deserves the seat of power he presently occupies. We cannot live any longer in a state of unknowing! Help me get this tape America! I want it
so bad.
