Boycott the Hideous McRib Sandwich

McDonald's has announced, apparently proudly, that it is reissuing the McRib sandwich, a nasty concoction whose "meat" has a slug's consistency, pressed into the shape of some kind of boned structure. Not grossed out enough? It takes more than one hundred ingredients to make a McRib. Check the list if you dare. In fact, scroll to the bottom and check out the sliced cross-section -- the "meat" is grey and seems to have a consistency somewhere between gristle and crushed eyeballs. 

Should any animal really lose its life in order to create this culinary monstrosity? I say no, and I think you do, too. If so, please sign this petition urging a boycott of the McRib sandwich. It may seem petty but seriously: shouldn't we be encouraging McDonald's to offer more earth-friendly vegetarian options, not more random monster-meat patties from factory farms?