BRING BACK FAT CHRIS PRATT!

Chris Pratt is a wonderful actor and person and we do not begrudge the greater success he's achieved since getting buff for the "Guardians of the Galaxy" franchise. That said, we must never forget that Chris Pratt 2.0 was built on that doughy but confident big boy, Chris Pratt 1.0

AND WE MISS HIM!

And we want him back. i am collecting signatures to BRING BACK FAT CHRIS PRATT!!! If you miss Fat Chris Pratt please sign this. If i collect 1,000,000 signatures i promise to deliver this petition in whatever way it may actually get back to the REAL Chris Pratt. And i want him to remember that he heard this anytime he is considering whether or not to eat that second portion. Just eat it, Chris! WE LOVE YOU!