C'mon Jon Stewart! The Don is in it to exploit it! How can you leave us now!

I guess he didn't actually promise, but it felt like a promise. Jon Stewart, days before the announcement, said if Donald Trump ran for Pres. he might not retire! So, I'm hoping if the response to this petition is GRAND enough Jon just might reconsider and hang on through the 2016 election. Where categories are concerned I wanted to pick Politics, Improving Education, and Media, Culture, & Sports. It seemed more accurate. Except the Sports part. C'mon sign up let's blow Jon's mind!