Get my Bitchass ex to give my hoodie back

My bitch of an ex wont give my fucking hoodie back. Straight and simple. She still got my best hoodie and wont fucking return the shit. This bitch claims it gives her good memories of us whereas i on the other hand call bullshit. This hoodie is Emporio Armarni , that shit ain't cheap!! Shes just wants it for the brand. I think its safe to say there's a lotta fellas out there who are struggling with a very similar problem. Sign this petition and get the fucking president or whoever the fuck runs this shithole country, to bang down her door, raid her house, and take back what is rightfully mine!!!