Convince Kevin Hock that he should come to Noise in the Basement in a Speedo and His Fedora, with hi

We need to convince Kevin Hock that the right thing for him to do is to show up to 98 Rock's Noise in the Basement on November 17th, 2014 in nothing but a speedo and his fedora, with his chest waxed to support Others May Fall and the music scene in general. People miss Kevin. People have never seen Kevin in a public forum only wearing tiny little swimming trunks. Kevin is kind of a hairy man and it would make his lovely GF happy if he removed all of this chest hair. The people need Kevin Hock... In a speedo.