Petition to President Trump to create a new military branch; the Animal Space Force

The "Space Force" already sounds like a Power Rangers spinoff. Let's turn this into what it's really meant to be; animals rights in space, with lasers. Sign to get Donald Trump to vastly improve his current Space Force idea. Honestly guys, humans always get the cool ideas first, let's give this one to our wild friends. Giving monkeys extraterrestrial weaponry can only end one way for America. Phenomenally.