Get Jamie Redknapp off our TV screens

The man has the intelligence of a sprout and the vocabulary of a dumbstruck parrot ... any man that says "Lampard is quite literally on fire" during a half time waffle session without the afore mentioned heaven pointing simpleton actually being shown to be "literally on fire" on live TV in high definition deserves to have a ACME brand anvil dropped on to his genitals from a great height.

Please support our petition and just hope that either karma or the management at SKY TV realise that this man is little more than a half shaved chimp with a slightly elevated IQ ... and if we all prey all hard enough we may see his demise and can return to the glory days of TV punditry and see such luminaries as Ron Atkinson and David Pleat back on screens.