Glue it back on!!

John should never have shaved his face. Wtf... this is the worst thing to ever happen today.  I don't even recognize him and you probably don't either and so now I'm worried no one will ever say hi to him again or take him out drinking and he will die alone.  Uggggghhhhhhh how did this happen?? Who let him even have a razor!!??? let's demand he glue it back on!! If he says no, we will just use a hot glue gun. We need to save John from himself.  If we team up, we can win this one! We can save Oyster!!   How has this environmental disaster impacted you??!!