Demand a Duncan Trussel comedy special

The lack of a Duncan Trussel special on Netflix, or anywhere for that matter, is a crime that has gone unaddressed for far too long. WE -- The Ukranian branch of the Texas Cacophony Society -- DEMAND this issue be addressed and remedied as soon as possible. The world is swelling up and over with a frightening amount of nonsense and triviality. We fear It will soon reach a critical mass, and the damage done may be too great to be undone. Duncan, before this great wave breaks and destroys us all, please, lend us your sweet, raspy voice and sign your name: The Great Beast whose number is 666, in the great universal ledger.