Donald Trump loves AI data centers. "You have to convince your community how great these things are," he said while announcing a new executive order to further expand AI data center proliferation around the country.
"You can't fight it, you have to go with it, and you're going to have all this protection. You're going to make a tremendous amount of money, you're going to reduce taxes, and you're going to have something where, if you don't have it, everybody else wants it."
Well, if everyone wants it, and it's so great, why not put one next to Mar-a-Lago?
Put a data center right next to Trump's Mar-a-Lago!
Surely Trump would be okay with a giant data center going in right next to his golf resort, right?
He would *love* to have every conversation and every putt of golf accompanied by the incessant, omnipresent whining of ten thousand fans fueling the AI engines that make his ridiculous, offensive Truth Social memes…right?
Everybody wants one! They're great! Let's put one next to Mar-a-Lago and see how much Trump really likes it!
Build an AI data center next to Trump's Mar-a-Lago!
