REMOVE MINIONS FROM OUR LIVES

Minions were meant to be lovable, funny creatures in the film- despicable me.
And at first, they were! But now... Now minions are taking over. They are EVERYWHERE. And now that i see them wherever i go, i think- "are minions even cute?" And the answer to that question is NO.
MINIONS ARE EVIL LITTLE SPAWNS OF SATAN AND WE NEED TO REMOVE THEM FROM OUR LIVES. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WALK TO THE SHOPS WITHOUT SEEING MINION HATS, MINION KEYRINGS, AND SIGNS FOR THE NEW MINION MOVIE. AND IT HAS BECOME EVEN WORSE NOW BECAUSE MIDDLE AGED WOMEN ARE POSTING MOTIVATION QUOTES ONTO FACEBOOK WITH MINIONS AS THE BACKGROUND.

If you have any intelligence you will agree with this petition and please sign it.

No more minion hats.
No more minion movies.
No more minion t-shirts.
No more minion quotes.
No more minion videos.
NO MORE MINIONS.