Send Carly Smithson to the Middle East

We the undersigned believe that Carly Smithson is underappreciated in the Western world but has a style and talent that appeals to middle aged men of Middle Eastern descent. Furthermore, one of the greatest tragedies in recent memory, the failure of Carly Smithson's debut album, was directly caused by the destruction of the World Trade Center. Therefore, it is time for Mrs. Smithson to tour the region where so much pain and hate gave birth to that act of terrorism and spread peace, love and her back catalog until both worlds, the west and Middle East can, as David Archuletta famously sang, "live as one". Thank you