Make Jae’s Face into a Seat for Theresa

The time has come where it is deemed necessary that Theresa Sanders allows Jessica (Jae) Morris to taste her like a free sample, lick her like cake batter on a whisk, and devour her like the Last Supper. Please help this dream become a reality by signing this petition. Once 10 signatures has been received, this notice shall be submitted to the mayor of PussyTown and Jae shall be granted full access to Theresa’s playground. Cmon people, enough id enough! Take a stand for human rights!