Stop Distributing Addictive Substances in Takis or Other Snack "Food" to America's Youth!

Recent research has revealed that some snacks, cheaply available at convenience stores, are as addictive as cocaine.
The snacks in question are varied, but chief among them are the "food" produced by Barcel USA LLC. known as Takis, particularly the "del Fuego" flavor. The Takis, chips shaped like taquitos, have inspired rap songs and children seem willing to do anything to acquire them. Some children have been reported to have stools stained bright red by the dye in these Takis, and a few have even contracted stomach cancer apparently linked to excessive consumption of the spicy, salty snacks. Schools in various parts of America have attempted to keep the offending snacks out of the campus, and the chips seem to be the bane of nutritionists everywhere. There are even rumors that the Takis contain habit-forming substances such as nicotine.
I suggest a thorough inspection of these Takis and recall if they are proven to be hazardous to human health. If they are found to contain addictive and habit-forming substances, they should be banned altogether, and Barcel USA LLC. sued for their subjugation of American children.