STOP CARS

Cars are creating many CO2 emissions and the roads kill deer. The roads swallow the deer and eat vegetation. The roads can also produce chemicals that can cause mutations in surrounding animals. These mutations can cause moosen to grow wings and fly away. The flying moosen can run into plane engines and make them land on the Hudson Bay. So support this petition and replace every singe road with a bike path. People will get less fat.
If we get up to $2 pledge, I will personally quickscope Ronald McDonald.