Wouldn't it be nice...

Wouldn't it be nice to be a GOP congressmen and just side with russia to avoid a democratic majority, knowing that you'd never lose money or votes and that you'd never have to actually associate with anything russian, like poor manufacturing, all money going to one person, nothin but vodka after a long days work and sever crack down in dissent? Wouldn't it be nice to never lose your standing as an american and get the best free healthcare while also supporting a country that essentially hates you?