The #TeamFirst Matt Newville Tattoo fund

Our good friend and colleague Matt Newville is the Acela express of excuse trains: high speed, unreliable, and overall just a disaster for everyone involved. This petition's goal is to get Newville to tattoo himself with a daily reminder to strive for greatness and make the world a better place. If we can reach 25 signatures, Matt has agreed he will get "No Excuses, Play Like a Champion" tattooed on his forearm.