Elect me as Earth's Leader

Wars, poverty, Famine, bullshit from politicians, shortages of basic needs, bees are dying, clean water is becoming scarce for all living beings, space isn't being explored enough, for fucks sake this is 2016 and we're more disorganized than china before the Mongolians took over. I don't give two flying ducks about who should and shouldn't blah blah blah, I'm just going to organize this garbage so you kids can quit fighting.