Ionospheric Disturber's

I HERBY DECLARE BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME TO REUNITE THE RADIO TEAM STEVE DAHL & GARRY MEIER,WHO'S VOICE'S WHEN BROADCAST "IN THE AIR" CREATE GREAT IONOSPHERIC DISTURBANCE'S WHICH WHEN HEARD BY HUMAN'S CAUSE THE FOLLOWING:1)GUFFAWING 2)CHUCKLING 3)SNICKERING 4)GIGILING 5)SNORTING 6)BOWLING OVER WITH MUCH MERRIMENT AND BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE UNCONTROLABLE WETTING OF THE TROUSER'S.WHEN THIS REUNIFICATION TAKE'S PLACE WE THE PEOPLE OF THIS PETITION REQUEST THAT STEVE & GARRY DURING THE HAPPY HOUR ON FRIDAY'S REFER TO EACH OTHER AS MR.MO AND MR.FO.THIS PETITON SHOULD RUN UNTIL ONE OF THE FOLLOWING OCCUR'S:1)THE YEAR 2020 2)STEVE & GARRY REUNITE 3)ONE MILLION SIGNATURE'S 4)EITHER STEVE OR GARRY HAVE A SIGHTING OF THE CREATURE COMMONLY KNOWN AS BIG FOOT,BUT IT MUST HAVE ALL OF IT'S FUR SHAVED EXCEPT FOR A BRAZILLIAN BIKINI WAXING.