Petition To Enact The Purge

Our society has become overrun by pedophiles, murderers, rapists and questionable or undesirable persons, so much that our population has caused food shortages, high unemployment rates, rising homelessness in overpopulated areas. This petition is formed and signed to let our government know that we support a law being passed to dedicate one day out of the year to cleanse our nation, and "purge" ourselves of those problems! THIS PURGE WOULD BE GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED, ALL LAW INFORCEMENT OR EMERGENCY SERVICES WOULD BE UNAVAILABLE FOR 24 HOURS. ALL CRIMES EXCEPT RAPE, PEDOPHILIA,LOOTING, ARSON WOULD BE PERMITTED. EVERYONE'S SECOND AMMENDMENT RIGHTS WOULD BE REINSTATED FOR THE PURGE.