End the use of lead in Pakistani aphrodisiacs

As many of you know, the use of lead is widespread in aphrodisiacs produced in Pakistan.  The lead accumulates in the testicles, where it then pools in the semen reserves.  While this is dangerous for men, the real victims are the women who take load after load in the crowded brothels.  We ask that Pfizer produce a suitably camel-based erection and ejaculate enhancing over the counter medication and offer it at an affordable price.