Our issue of United States government and way of life is the fact that we just can't get the job done and or we just have trouble as a economy and patriarchy figuring out perfect stability within and outside of our very own country. My solution you all may be asking would be to replace every single political job with the raccoons and replace our army with sugar gliders and chinchillas here's how this shall better our economy and all around spark world peace. Raccoons are cute and they protect meaning there nationalism is at its peak and they are die hard merica so they shall protect America's inhabitants. Next you know what percent of America is animals is just at 68% just being house held animals so the majority of America is animals so raccoons know what the people want and this will introduce a peace treaty between us and Canada cause I mean who doesn't like raccoons so yes I'm conclusion this is why I feel we need raccoons running our country. By the way this is a joke until America realizes raccoons are awesome
