Stop The Killing On Our Highways

Three years ago, I "Resigned From The Human RACE !!!  I became a member of The Human FAMILY !!!  I Refuse To Race Anymore On The Highways.  I Hold My Speed To 60mph, And Stay In The Outside Lane.  This Has THREE FINANCIAL ADVANTAGES:  (1)  No Traffic Tickets.  (2)  No Accidents Since Starting This.
(3) My Milage Has Increased By At Least 7%. THIS IS MONEY IN MY POCKET !!!
If We All Do This, Our Vehicle Insurance Premiums Will GO DOWN.  MORE MONEY IN OUR POCKETS !!!  PLEASE JOIN ME.  THANK YOU.