Make Gary Busey my uncle

It is often said that "you can choose your friends, but not your family."  Well, I find this to be a sad and hopeless statement because most of my family SUCKS. 

With the execption of my Godmother and aunt who live far away, every single member of my family is just evil. 

From creating lies that have destroyed my family to being an official "prositute" these slim pickings have upset me and made my life a living hell.

I have had enough.  I can choose my family.  One day, I came across "Dr. Drew Celebrity Rehab," and I saw Gary Busey.  Something clicked!  He would be the perfect family member.  He would be the coolest uncle.  You know, the one crazy uncle that tells you goofy stories.  He does not scare me.  He is probably one of the best candidates because my life is not quite as normal. 

Therefore, I am asking for help.  Please sign my petion to make Gary Busey my uncle even if it is a non-official title.  Even if I never get to meet the man.  I just want to be proud of a family member once in my life!!

P.S. I love my parents and they are not part of this "crazy hateful family" statement.