Make Obama bionic!

Barack Obama raised $51 million in July.  This of course begs the question -- why hasn't he been made bionic?

I distinctly remember $6 million being the price for making a man bionic. With $51mm, surely they could spare $6mm for "Bionic Obama?"  

With the ability to run at 60mph , Bionic Obama would have a much easier time running a 50-state campaign, because he would be able to run across the nation in a little more than 2 days.  Plus, at the debates, Bionic Obama would be able to read the crib notes that McCain will have surreptitiously hidden in his claw, and react accordingly.

Send a message to the Obama campaign -- tell them that we want a bionic president, and we want one now.  Obama may be great already, but there's no reason we can't make him even better... stronger... faster.