Jeremy Clarkson Deserves a Knighthood

  • van: James Owens
  • ontvanger: The Queen and David Cameron


Britian needs a strong role model, now more than ever.

Jeremy Clarkson is an institution and epitomises Britain's traditional way of life. He sets a fine example to how we can all achieve such quintessentially Britishness. Please help me petition those with the power to put "Sir" Jeremy Clarkson in such illustrious company such as Sir Jimmy Savile, Sir Cyril Smith and Sir Fred Goodwin.

The man's work as an all round entertainer is there for all to see. His diverse comedy range is powerful. Watch him insult people in Mexico while wearing 80's stonewash denims, a flowery shirt and a leather jacket. Watch him insult Polish people while wearing 80's stonewash denims, a different flowery shirt and a corduroy jacket. Watch him insult homosexuals, women and just about everyone else whilst wearing stonewash denims and another flowery shirt (no jacket required, it was a hot day).

I beseech you all to sign this petition and make one of Britain's best a Knight of the realm.

Jeremy Clarkson is an institution and epitomises Britain's traditional way of life. He sets a fine example to how we can all achieve such quintessentially Britishness. Please help me petition those with the power to put "Sir" Jeremy Clarkson in such illustrious company such as Sir Jimmy Savile, Sir Cyril Smith and Sir Fred Goodwin.

The man's work as an all round entertainer is there for all to see. His diverse comedy range is powerful. Watch him insult people in Mexico while wearing 80's stonewash denims, a flowery shirt and a leather jacket. Watch him insult Polish people while wearing 80's stonewash denims, a different flowery shirt and a corduroy jacket. Watch him insult homosexuals, women and just about everyone else whilst wearing stonewash denims and another flowery shirt (no jacket required, it was a hot day).

I beseech you all to sign this petition and make one of Britain's best a Knight of the realm.

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