The "Bring Back Bob" SSBRPG Petition

This petition is in response to the shameful death of our beloved Bob the Jolly Parrot Man.  He died not after being hit by a semi driven by the Incredible Hulk as he wish, but during a car chase with Andross.  Dying by Andross's hand is embarrassing and mean.  Just ask James McCloud. 

This petition is not to have Bob the Jolly Parrot Man revived.  While that is our ideal goal, we are willing to work on a compromise.  Instead, we would like Bob brought back as Damon Gant from Phoenix Wright in disguise.  This would not only keep people like Cream- those who want more Ace Attorney characters- quiet, but would also make him a bit more awesome than he already was.  Those who have and will sign this petition agree that this is a fair compromise for the return of our beloved Multi-Man Melee host.

Sincerely yours,
The Management of Smash TV Studios