TELL PRESIDENT OBAMA: SIGN AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO ABOLISH THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!

We the undersigned believe the Republican political party here in the United States of America is one of the most evil un-fun parties on the face of the earth. Not only are they a threat to all life on earth; but probably to life on Mars as well; if there is any.This party is not a fun party; it is a party of destruction and division and hatred and lies and pollution and war and hunting and unrestrained slaughterhouses and etc etc etc -- therefore we want it gone yesterday like it should have been last year because...YOU WON DAMMIT!