New York Secession

The people of New York request that, due to the fact that the 44th President, Barack Hussein Obama, is a socialist muslim--evidenced by the fact that I have claimed he is a socialist muslim--our state be removed from the union of The United States of America.  

It is our belief that the President is smelly and dumb, and as such can only lead this once great nation to ruin.  We believe that the United States should instead model itself after Australia and it's president.  Information on the Australian president can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Gillard

As you can see, he is a good Christian man who hates the gays and feminists, as any good Christian should.