For as long as I can remember, even in my darkest hours, I had one constant in life. One thing I could always count on to bring me joy during the height of my misery, and hope when I was deep in the depths of despair. Brayden's Bowl Cut. His luxurious locks had long been styled in a beautiful bowlcut, one which got him both the hoes and solved a great majority of the worlds problems. Many people have credited Brayden's Bowl Cut as the sole reason for their continued existence. Yet, during the early days of this past October, tragedy struck. Brayden cut off his beautiful bouncing bob of a bowl, in an attempt to achieve a more "mature" look. It was a terrible mistake. Since that fateful day, numerous wars and plagues have erupted as the result of the delicate peace maintained by a mutual love for the bowl being extinguished with each snip of those acursed blades. By signing this petition, you will help to convince Brayden to begin the long and arduous journey back to his former glory, which will thus restore balance to the universe. Thank You.
