Petition To Get DJ Boring to Play SuperBowl 2020 halftime Show

Attention All Earth citizens, DJ Boring needs your help, He wants to meet the legendary Tom Brady, but the only way to accomplish this if DJ Boring gets 10mins atleast to mix in front of millions of viewers.

If we can get this to happen, this will be the best event in history, (apart from when Bayblades were still a thing)

Thank you strong army (in Advanced)