Seth Harrison's beige trousers have been an enduring symbol of Great British resilience to West Kent residents for many years now, and have become a local celebrity in the Tonbridge and Malling area. They received their first official endorsment after becoming honourary Mayor of Penshurst in December 2012, and have been going from strength to strength ever since: bolstering the disenfranchised, engaging with troubled youths, and obtaining planning permission for three branches of 'Greggs the Bakers', inducing untold jubilation in our plus-sized citizens. With this campaign to bring Seth's beige trousers to the highest office in the land we hope to bring this glorious legwear to national attention, and create a fairer society for all. Sign the petition and spread the word!
