DEMAND SRIKAR TO HOLD SEMINAR: HOW TO BE SRIKAR

Srikar has consistently been a legend in life, most famously creating the original "No, I'm Srikar" joke of the century. He has been able to resist the most cancerous and toxic people beyond the human limit. Therefore, he is obligated to teach us how to be so Srikar as he is. Every night before I sleep and every morning when I wake, I pray to become Srikar. Please join in this conquest for a step by step tutorial of how to become Srikar. This petition could change the way we live for the better. Also whoever signs this is a good man. or woman. or whatever gender pronoun you prefer.