The Movement to Have Jack's Name Legally Changed to Randall Johnson

My "friend" has been hiding behind a false facade for many years now. His real name is Randy Johnson. He is a DJ living with me and a close friend in college park. He knows who he is but he is afraid to show it. We want to let him know that this Jack business isn't fooling anyone. He is Randy, he knows it, we know it and we want it to be official.