NoOtherStream Deserves a Reward for Being Awesome

I, No Othere Stream, have been on FetLife for a few months now. I have managed to be a hilarious mother fucker, have an amazing pussy, post hot pictures, and just be all over amazing. By signing this petition you are telling FetLife just how awesome I am and that I deserve a prize. T-shirt, tiara, high five, something. Anything to reinforce my fabulousness to the mass public.