Luis's Myspace Page is Absurdly Ridiculous...
This petition has been created for the sole purpose of saving the Luis. Luis is a sweet hearted conquistador with a heart of gold. He enjoys his hair flapping in the wind from the back of a motorcycle, overpriced Cappuccino's, and long police chases into the sunset. Luis is a dear and caring friend who has a bright future ahead of him. What has happened to his Myspace page is a tragedy of epic proportions and therefore, it is our duty to save him from the dangerous perils of bogus online dating. It is in our best interest to request that Luis remove all Myspace material relating to said "bogus" relationship in order to allow new relationships to blossom into their full potential. It is out of our shit-load of love for Luis that we formally beg him to let go of old relationships and focus on the bright, probation-free future, awaiting him when he finally realizes the absurdity of his past relationships. Facts pertaining to said absurdity are available upon request from author. Luis, if you can read this, we love you... give the new girl a chance....
We the undersigned formally request that Luis remove all Myspace material relating to said "bogus" relationship in order to allow new relationships to blossom into their full potential. It is out of our shit-load of love for Luis that we formally beg him to let go of old relationships and focus on the bright, probation-free future, awaiting him when he finally realizes the absurdity of his past relationships. This petition has been created for the sole purpose of saving the Luis. Luis is a sweet hearted conquistador with a heart of gold. He enjoys his hair flapping in the wind from the back of a motorcycle, overpriced Cappuccino's, and long police chases into the sunset. Luis is a dear and caring friend who has a bright future ahead of him. What has happened to his Myspace page is a tragedy of epic proportions and therefore, it is our duty to save him from the dangerous perils of bogus online dating. It is in our best interest to request that Facts pertaining to said absurdity are available upon request from author. Luis, if you can read this, we love you... give the new girl a chance....
