Make May 24 Bartolo Day!

People should sign this petition in support of Bartolo Colon. He holds the second most wins by a Dominican MLB pitcher all time. He is known across the country as Big Sexy, Our Lord and Savior. He is an idol to many, and he recently hit his first career home run.
Why May 24? May 24 is Bartolo's birthday, and this should be a holiday to celebrate the Greatest of All Time.