Varitek for Sox Manager

As one of the cofounders of this petition pointed out, "Booby Valentine= no talent assclown." In less than ten games he has already fallen on the wrong side of such stalwarts Red Sox workhorses as Kevin Youklis and Dustin Pedroia. Rather than wait for a slow tortuous end to the Valentine era, we the undersigned want to see the immediate replacement of Booby with long time Sox, unimpeachable demi-god, Jason Varitek. Sign below and pass it on!