Tom Baker should be Head of the Commonwealth

Currently, Queen Elizabeth II is asking that her son, Prince Charles, be named to replace her as head of the Commonwealth. For various reasons, Tom Baker is a far more preferable choice. These include but are not limited to:

Mr. Baker led the Commonwealth out of the era of crushed velvet suits and into a glorious epoch of iconic scarves and floppy hats, both eminently suitable for adventuring.

Mr. Baker has led a largely scandal-free life, compared to Charles Windsor, during which time he has represented the Commonwealth on both the international and interplanetary stage with dignity and efficiency.

Mr. Baker has stymied hordes of Daleks, which posed an imminent threat to Earth and other planets, while there is no evidence that Prince Charles has ever successfully subdued even a single Dalek.

Mr. Baker is actually British, while Prince Charles is an interloper of German extraction whose family has had unfortunate ties with both Nazi and Russian leadership.

Mr. Baker has had a successful career, while Charles Windsor has lived off the largess of the British taxpayer.

If Mr. Baker is elected, sonic screwdriver technology could be employed to lead the Commonwealth into a new golden age!

Please, if you care about the prosperity and safety of the Commonwealth, the Earth and the entire known universe, do the right thing and endorse Tom Baker for head of the Commonwealth. Sign below.