Republicans are about to lose a Senate race in Texas for the first time since the state broke off from Pangea. Why? Their candidate sucks, their president is the world's biggest asshole, and the Democratic candidate James Talarico, is downright phenomenal.
So JD Vance decides to ride in on his white horse('s ass), and save the day for Republicans by telling everyone Talrico is gay (he's not), a pedophile (he's not), and whatever other shit wedged its way into the layers of shit already crammed into his brain.
Yes, Vance -- the guy who buys eyeliner by the gallon -- is questioning the masculinity of Talrico.
And Vance -- the guy most of America STILL thinks f***s couches -- is telling all that Talrico is weird.
Vance is a jerk. And he's trying to play to the worst instincts of the worst people to prevent a blue tsunami.
And to be clear -- love who you wanna love, do what you wanna do, wear as much makeup as you want -- just don't be an asshole like Trump and Vance.
Add your name, and tell Vance "Guys Who Wear Eyeliner Shouldn't Attack the Masculinity of Other Guys"
