BRING AN END TO DEVASTATING LOSSES...on grief

For many weeks now, every Saturday to be specific, little ZombieFeasting and his ever changing group of teammates have been getting Shrekt by Buzzing Zombiee and his almighty bros. Now this petition is to ban Buzzing Zombiee and his bitches from ever joining again and to finally end ZombieFeasting's unholy losing streak. I'm looking for 100,000 signatures so I can forward this subject to the UK government for discussion.