House Republicans demanded Hillary Clinton testify for their Epstein investigation. Because naturally if you were doing an Epstein investigation, you'd want to get answers from someone who'd never met him, didn't know him, and had never been to his island.
But Hillary kept her cool, even in the face of all the GOP jackassery, and answered their questions while concurrently telling them how absurd they and hypocritical they were, and how if they really gave a crap about abuse of children, they'd bring in Trump.
And it got weird, really weird, with questions about UFOs and pizza-driven conspiracies, and, well, things you'd expect from the moron caucus that makes up the GOP.
But still she held strong, probably thinking, "I can't believe I still need to deal with this s***," but dealing with it nonetheless, and doing a masterful job.
So please add your name, and join us in thanking her for showing what jackasses House Republicans are.
"Thank you, Hillary!"
