Fire Mrs. S!
Please, this so called "teacher" must be fired immediately. She does not teach, nor does she -er! For the love of god, please, sign this petition! We must end this threat. For our educations, sake! (Yeah, right, but still...)
We the undersigned hereby declare your unwillingness and uncertified way of teaching to be fired from our school immediately. You have caused havoc long enough and we cannot stand watching your arm and neck and lip fat curl and tremble at every step. All we can focus on when you're talking is that fat upper lip somehow taking the form of a wave and someway your vocal chords emit sound through your chicken neck. Please, your a terrible "teacher" and we are begging you to resign ASAP!
Thank you. (Go drink some Slim Quick, you fat whore)
P.S. I feel sorry for your husband. It's no wonder you have no children. You might douse your vagina with B.B.Q. sauce and, on their way out, you'll eat them! Oh, and good look HAVING intercourse... I'm surprised you can take a piss with your fat overlapping your genital.
