PA Students to get free tickets to “Something in The Water” Festival except the IB Program

As many of you know, Pharell has blessed the Virginia Beach community with a giant festival in order to clean up beach week, bringing in multiple big names such as Travis Scott, Pusha T, Lil Uzi Vert, Missy Elliot, Migos, Jhene Aiko, etc. With Pharell being a graduate from PA and a hero to the locals of Virginia Beach, and PA being a very prestigious School that is filled with spirit, joy, and positive vibes, it would he amazing to us if Pharell would gift us with a free ticket to his joyous music festival; However, only traditional zoned students should be able to experience this wonder because the IB program smells like poop and is probably smelling bad doing homework and being involved. Those stupid losers