Force Sam Driscoll to shave his stupid chin strap

Sam Driscoll has recently refused to shave the stupid ginger chin strap he thinks is cool. It is unsightly, makes him look like an abused homeless man and above all......straggly. He refuses to egknowledge the fact there is more fecal matter on the average beard than around a toilet seat. Some beards are good but this.....is a monstrosity that needs to be removed from existance