Government of Canada: Start a Manhunt to Find Chandler Borland's Lost Father

This Ni 🅱 🅱a keep tagging his friends in self-deprecating daddyless memes and we are sick and tired of this. We the citizens of the nation of Canada demand that our government allocate 0.1% of all taxes towards starting a nationwide manhunt for Borland Sr. so we can fix his son's daddy issues.