Change Confederate Monuments to Trailer Park Boys statues

The confederacy turned against the US, renounced their American citizenship because they wanted to OWN PEOPLE. Why do we honor such TRAITORS in this country? Trailer Park Boys are Canadian but they're far more American than any confederate (or supporter) and far more worthy of honor.
If we're going to honor anyone in a country that has always claimed a moral high ground it should be people who make us laugh and make life better, not bigots who threw a hissy fit because theu couldn't keep slaves.