We demand that AFLAC take Gilibert Gottfried back, with back pay, as the AFLAC duck.

WHEREAS, Gilbert Gottfried, acclaimed actor and comedian, made harmless jokes about a breaking news situation;

WHEREAS, he had no malicious intent;

WHEREAS, he was the perfect voice for the AFLAC duck;

WHEREAS, he was maliciously terminated and replaced with a voice octor who has intentionally imitated him;

THEREFORE, we demand that AFLAC take Gottfried back as the AFLAC duck immediately, WITH back pay and a public apology.