Today a tragedy has befallen Los Angeles. After announcing their reunion Bikini Kill tickets to the Palladium sold out in less than 2 minutes.
We know that cis het men, especially in the punk and arts scenes, really want to be good allies to women. This is why they are such big fans of wearing Bikini Kill shirts, telling you that your band reminds them of Bikini Kill even if it doesn't, and sharing things online to let you know they feel shame about *oppression*.
This is why we are asking cis het men for the ultimate sacrifice: at the door at the Palladium please give up your ticket and give it to a woman / femme / trans / gender non conforming / queer fan. Everyone will publicly see how much you care about inequality when you tell them how much you paid on stub hub, or how long you waited in the virtual que. Don't worry, if you were planning to go with your girlfriend she'll be just fine inside while you wait at the Buffalo Wild Wings watching where we will screen the show for cis het men. There will be vegan options that night provided only to those who can prove they gave up their ticket, as well as a complimentary photo booth where you can take photos with copies of "Feminism is for Everybody," "I Stand With Planned Parenthood" t shirts, and an assortment of other empowering accessories.
Come on dudes, we know you're not one of them! We know you really are not like those other guys!
If there are any ticket purchasing bots reading this we hope you follow suit and donate your tickets in the virtual realm.
Thank you.
